So this is kinda blowing up the internet right now, and because it’s music related, hilarious, and cute as hell, I decided to post it here for all of you to see.
Evidently this eight-year-old girl, Juliet, has quite the affinity for hardcore rock. Along with musician/producer Rob Sharpe, she’s produced a song appropriately entitled “My First Hardcore Song.” Churning guitars back up Juliet’s tiny, adorable — and somehow slightly threatening — wails and screams. It’s all too awesome to be true.
But wait… there’s more. The music video for the song, all in somber black-and-white, is even more hilarious than the song itself. The eight-year-old gets all up in your personal space, screaming at you before moshing on a trampoline covered with stuffed animals. Oh yes. Stuffed animals are so hardcore now, haven’t you heard?
-Jordy Kasko
Video: Juliet – “My First Hardcore Song”








